hooligan fruit causing trouble at night
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
touring colleges tomorrow which means i have to think about my future oh no
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
Jeremy Scott SS14 Beauty
Eye shadow goals.
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
I’m dead laughing lmao.
Vine by Nam Tran