Neko

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.


  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

capecodcasablancas:

ppl who dont like vampire weekend : what r u afraid of??? joy????? sweaters???????

spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

lawebloca:

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I swear on this dead crow that I’ll never cook for you. I love you.

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

if you love yourself and others please wear deodorant

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die